Tuesday, June 30, 2015

DIY Homemade Body Wash

Homemade Body Wash
1/2 cup of liquid castile soap

1/4 cup of coconut oil 

1/4 cup of filtered or distilled water

10 drops  Ylang Ylang essestial oil

5 drops Idaho Blue Spruce essential

2 tsp glycerin

1 tsp vitamin E oil

Mix all together.  Ylang Ylang and Blue Spruce are supposed to be great for getting in the mood…if you know what I mean!

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Presbyopia Sucks

It's been coming for a while.  The shower has never had the best light and it's been getting harder to see the close up items as my presbyopia progressed.  Wearing the contact lenses in the shower became ineffective due to poor lighting and wearing the bifocals impossible.  A few years ago the daughter laughed at me when my armpits were hairy and said "I know, they are too close for you to see".  Reality and truth hurts.

I have patiently waited for the body hair loss all older women report but it has thinned only.  Still have random armpit and leg hair to my chagrin.  Sparser sure, but still there.  I still need to shave else I look like Mountain Girl. Hmph.  It became worse and worse so before I hurt myself using a razor I broke down and bought this electric shaver.  This way I can put on the bifocals, shave the legs then take a shower.  Like old women do. Sure it works.  It's not as close a shave and certainly not as convenient either.  The worst part is it was the admission of my creeping codgerism. 

"What a drag it is getting old" - Mick Jagger, Mother's Little Helper

Monday, June 22, 2015

Bitches be trippin' and slippin'

Not sure what I expect.  We've had the sun tea jar for over 15 years.  Has a spigot and we bought it at Smitty's.  Been used a lot.  A few years back it started dripping so we would stop putting the jar in the fridge.  Transfer it to a big-ass plastic pitcher.  Just were mindful if the spigot.  Today, bringing in the tea I was obviously not mindful of the spigot.  It started pouring out all over the floor.  Get the jar to the counter and stop the tea-bleeding.  Turn to get the plastic pitcher and slip on the wet kitchen floor.  Ass over teakettle onto my back.  Smacked the hell out of my hip and shoulder.  Bruised feelings over how scared I was!  Kept thinking "I cannot fall and break a hip!". Sure I have osteoporosis but at age 56 years old (for NOW) do I really need to worry about broken hips?  If so the next 20 years are going to be exhausting trying to stay vertical.  Right now I just know I feel like I fell.  It hurts and I am angry.  Slathered in Muscle Spray and taking ibuprofen.  Getting a new tea jar our of the deal though.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Lotion

DIY lotion I made!

Ingredients:

– 1 cup shea butter

– 1/2 cup beeswax

– 1/2 cup jojoba oil

--1/2 drops vitamin e oil

– frankensense and Joy blend by Young Living essential oil (20-25 drops)


Tools:

– electric mixer or whisk

– glass bowl

– mixing bowl

– pot

– storage jar with lid


Instructions:


1.  I  measured out the shea butte and beeswax, placed them in bowl and set them outside.   Phoenix in June quckly melted butter and wax..


2. Stirred in the jojoba oil and 20-25 drops of essential oil and distilled water.


3. I then whipped it with my KitcheAid with the whisk attachment until you have soft peaks and a creamy texture.


5.To store, place in an airtight container and set in a cool place—it should keep for about 4-6 months.